May 2013
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
watchtheskytonight:
geekchicbooks:
missbibliophile:
Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
What happens when you leave Benedict Cumberbatch...
cumberbuddy:
thedoctorsjawn:
PLOT TWIST. What happens when you and Benedict Cumberbatch are in a room alone together with a camera?
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
lolsofunny:
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:
samandrien:
reblog this and i’ll put a random supernatural quote in your inbox. with no character name, so you might have fun trying to remember who said that and when.
caraknightley:
colorfulrussianfireworks:
iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
sodamnrelatable:
“this update requires that you restart your compu-“
justinibiebers:
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
Supernatural Season 4: Only angels can have angel blades. They are incredibly dangerous and can kill almost anything.
Supernatural Season 8: YOU GET AN ANGEL BLADE, YOU GET AN ANGEL BLADE, EVERYONE GETS AN ANGEL BLADE
k-hiq:
hikaribakuras:
holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
cri-sama:
casdixon:
jaredisahappymoose:
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:
itssamwinchester:
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
OMFG
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
justiceshipper:
theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:
jeweyflambara:
vrisrezi:
hellalara:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
I wish I had friends
I wish I could knit
comparingmeerkats:
comparingmeerkats:
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
meladoodle:
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
thefogofwar:
trinidadandtobagel:
I walk into the room and my sister was making these
so this is what over exposure to supernatural does to someone